Remember limewire
Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead
(Source: juspeczyks, via thegiggles)
i honestly can’t tell anymore if i like water or not like sometimes it tastes like god damn cardboard in liquid form and other times it will taste like the tears of a thousand angels
This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg
I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them
lol wat
This will never stop being hilarious.
(Source: koreanmulan, via pagesofarandomrambler)
“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”
Reblog every time
(via pagesofarandomrambler)
| Me with romantic interest: | Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :) |
| Me with platonic friend: | YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED. |
| Me with closest friend: | What up, foul beast? You smell of butts. I'm going to fuck your mum. |
GASTON THAT IS TOO MANY EGGS.
(Source: disneyismyescape, via pagesofarandomrambler)
Why do we not discuss clouds more?
I mean look at that. That’s water.
Flying water.
FLYING
FUCKING
WATER
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS
WHAT IS THIS
HOW IS THIS EVEN
AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN
GOD DAMN, WHAT
This is my favorite post on Tumblr.
excuse me, the third one is flying water that looks like a goddamn crocodile. A SMILING crocodile
water water you doing
(Source: prestonhymas, via glow-gold)
those kids who were born so close to christmas that they get fucked over into a combo present
(via thegiggles)
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
(via glow-gold)
